A bit mediocre at best: Cocaine Bear critique.

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We're talking about you, gentlemen and women take your seatbelts off and take on a wild ride full of ridiculousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more methods than you can count. The film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a comical horror movie that will make you laugh, scratching your head, and contemplating the life choices of both bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know it's going to be an exhilarating trip. The smuggler has style elegance, grace and a talent for throwing his items in the most off-putting areas. What he did not realize was that just how he'd accidentally create the myth of this century--the "Cocaine Bear!" Do not think about what you think you know about bears, and their habits of eating. This movie takes a daring stand and believes that when bears consume cocaine, they not only party, but they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla we have a new leader in town. And you can find him in a bear with love of powdered substances. Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police or the incompetent criminals and innocent pedestrians who weren't able to locate their way to a sack of newspaper are sure to leave you in stitches. Their incompetence as a group is spectacular to look at. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about you can imagine Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve any crime, without accidentally shooting one another. We must not forget our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. No, not the ones of "Frozen." Two hikers uncover an amazing treasure chest of Colombian goods, and as soon as you can say "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. The truth is, who wants a Disney princess when there's an erupting, snorting bear in the wild? The film is a perfect mix of humor and terror It makes you laugh for once and then clutching you popcorn in fear next. Its body count grows faster as the hairs in your neck, and you'll end up cheering at every demise with pure excitement. This is the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper. We'll now discuss that climactic showdown. Imagine this scene: a waterfall falling in the background our fearless and ferocious family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle Henry, (blog) Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of the ages, complete with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to bring Tony Montana to shame. But just when you think the bear is done for and gone, there's an explosive cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions. It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have many flaws. The editing is just as quick as a caffeinated squirrel, which leaves you scratching your head and thinking that the reel actually served as a scratching post. It's not a problem, viewers, for the bear's CGI can be amazingly top quality. The bear is the star of the show even if they appeared to be in a state of sugar coma themselves. This film is a cocktail that combines tension, double-crossings as well as unexpected connections. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled and you're leaving the theater with a smile in your eyes, think of his final warning to the audience: Never feed bears anything at all, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved. Take your popcorn, buckle your seat, as you take on the thrilling world of "Cocaine Bear." A unique film experience that's bound to have you in stunned, as you consider the powers of bears and amazing party potential.